You have approx 7 seconds to create an engaged impression on your website before....

ooo look shiny, this is more interesting, this thing is the thing of things, 500 other tabs open and gone away from your website.
How do you capture the attention of goldfish brain? Bitchin images.

  • It doesn't end there.

    You can have the most BITCHIN images in the realm of your expertise but if the words that accompany said bitchin images
    fall hollow, overused, cliche and clammy handed into your audience, there will be a deviation to the next engagement.

    Next to images, WORDS are the best way to engage your audience.

    Words can build, foster, seduce and engage to forge relationships that encourage "Shut up and take my money".

You want to convey personality, authenticity & trust in your business.

A little challenging when the images forging your story are flaccid, dust covered snapshots
cut in the formula of emotionless technical manuals of the workings of paper clips.

Also challenging when the words conveyed are listless, dust dry, coated in the taste of generic cardboard.


And really do you have the TIME
to artfully craft content for every stage of social media
you are engaged on at the minimum of once per day
WHILE running a BITCHIN business?

I didn't think so.

You need assistance.

In creating viral worthy images to populate your instagram and website for capturing goldfish brain.
In tactfully using words to speak to your audience's hearts, conveying the trust and creating relationships.
(The money exchange comes after this - think of it like wooing a romantic partner.)
In managing all the cogs and sprockets of social media outlets you don't have time to dedicate to.


Bluberries + vintage milk glass on vintage mink stole / Lighting: Artificial

Burgers & Fries

Burger & Fries: Val's Rapid Service, St. Cloud MN / Lighting: Natural

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Gluten Free Donuts / Lighting: Artificial - 2 strobes

Why are FRESH images so DAMN important anyway??

I update my website every year ending in an even number
& post to social media a few times a month, sometimes...

Damn important #1 = Haircuts & seasons
Seriously - in the span of a year we will have entered into 4 quarters of seasons, clothing trends and equally as many trims of hair.
Not to mention weight fluxes, new babies and puppies, or the EPICALLY awesome new service or product you offer that is the next MUST HAVE!
(fact: updates = relatable. You become a real "I've been through that too person" vs a faceless automated bot)

Damn important #2 = Bricks to trust & authenticity
Being authentic & trustworthy lends you to being a real person. A person to be considered as an inspiration, helper or a friend. All of the above if luck is in your favor.
For your clients its the difference from investing in a trusted friend or being sales-personed by a slick greased sleazeball who is merely a money grubber.
(fact: people buy from people they TRUST & LIKE & RELATE TO. )

Damn important #3 = Goldfish attention spans
In the wealth of information we have access to underneath our fingers, our attention spans have dropped to goldfish.
Mere seconds to form the judgment - do I trust you to buy or I'm indifferent, move on to the next. Fresh images help counter this and capture attention on every platform.
(fact: fresh images = attention = sales )

In the end your clients are buying YOU. Show them who you are with BITCHIN images.

What do you need help with?

Need up with words? Opt for Lusty Words. After an intensive meeting your business (in real life or artificially), the right words will be forged to bond with and fuel relationships with your audience. Your about page is a good launch point.

Need help with images? The choice is Bitchin Images.

You will gain images that broadcast the spunk, sass, and creativeness you own, the sparkle that beams outward with each massive smile, the vast depth of service and care you lend to each person who invests in you, the still life elements that make your brand, and every BITCHIN detail that sets you apart from the hordes and captures the attention of the goldfish brain.

Optional: unicorns, whiskey, kittens/puppies, glitter, rollerskates & 50s hair.


    • Pick your page to be revamped
    • Words infused with your business's personality
    • Need more words? Add-on as many as you need!

    • * starting at 500 / all Lusty Words tailor fit to you

    • Frequent posting to your selected socials
    • Custom content calendar for what/when is posted
    • + lusty words to accompany in your voice

    • * starting at 500 / configured to your socials

Reaching out, touching me, touching you...

{Sweet Caroline, bum bum bum...}
Neil Diamond aside, here's a great place to reach out and touch base:

Minnesota based
/ will travel

Personable Ramblings

Personal brand photography ought to have personality too. Bonus: verbiage.